It fell to William Hague to rescue a rather calamitous opening of the Tory conference by reaching for the activists' absent heroine. "You [Gordon] may fawn now at the feet of our greatest Prime Minister, but you are no Margaret Thatcher," he cried, to at least 15 seconds applause (significantly longer than his cry for a European referendum, it must be said). How they miss her.
The audience desperately needed something to cheer about. The ghost of the Winter Gardens was in mischievous mood earlier, when the speaker system failed them, creating an echo and causing uproar on the right flank of the auditorium.
This came just moments after (the appropriately named) Simon Mort, the conference chairman, had stunned the room after he declared his job was "like losing your virginity" because you only do it once and you had to get it right. He tried to tell conference that the Tories had had a "fantastic year" but the audience shouted him down to say they couldn't hear.
The conference was duly suspended for 20 minutes, with the activists fuming in their seats while a sound check was performed. Stewards went round telling the grumpy crowd to smile and look cheery, according on one unverified report. Labour have already issued a somewhat ludicrous press release. The Tory press office blamed a power failure, perhaps not a wise idea in the current political climate.
Part of the answer lies in the way the Tories have reconfigured the auditorium of the Winter Gardens, building a set which makes the room around a third smaller, installing tiered seating and obscuring any of the its faded Victorian splendour.The other reason was more prosaic but equally unfixable: the speaker system for the sign language providers, which works slightly ahead of the speakers in the main hall, was turned up too loud.
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