The recycling at Conservative Party conference this year
After the MPs' duck houses, moats, faux Tudor beams and porn video claims last time round - will any of today's expenses reach the same embarrassing heights?
We are scouring thousands of pages of claims and receipts from 2008 to 2009 as quickly as we can but we are also opening the floor to you. Send us the funniest, stingiest, or outright weirdest expenses claim you find and we will reward the best entry with a bottle of Champagne.
We will contact the winner by e-mail if you enter it in the comments form below.